Comments | public__emily: Well, to be an (oxymoronic) ambiguously frank asshole,

public__emily

Well, to be an (oxymoronic) ambiguously frank asshole,

Jul 11, 2006 02:32

I quiver with anticipation for the day of Westerville North's ten (or even five) year high school reunion. Recent news regarding marriage/relationships, pregnancy, and an otherwise wilting of aspiration has forced me to reexamine the possibility of karma in this world. No joke.

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kagehisa July 11 2006, 07:17:56 UTC

i'll show up as a post-op male if you'll be my wife.

public__emily July 12 2006, 02:08:51 UTC

We're such an unstoppable duo already! No need for operation, but please, be mine forever. And let's fucking hang out already.

t3h_b3th July 11 2006, 12:49:33 UTC

what? marriage? preggers? what?

public__emily July 12 2006, 01:55:21 UTC

MIKE JONES! Who? Mikes Jones!

Sorry, I just don't want to be more untactful than I already am in this situation.

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public__emily July 12 2006, 02:09:34 UTC

Julia, as evidenced by your MySpace message earlier:

You sure do have a way with words. Kluvya!

cockgarage July 11 2006, 18:19:24 UTC

i don't think having a baby is always a bad thing, even at a tender age. maybe april's happy? if that's who you're talking about.

public__emily July 12 2006, 02:06:57 UTC

Cassie, there is no doubt in my mind that you're a fantastic mom. Your entry today about Cameron was actually really cute. I genuinely hope that someone has by this point purchased you one of those lame "World's Greatest Mom" visors from Super Wal*mart.

Honestly, I just can't imagine myself being a parent at this point in my life...at all. I definitely think it's safe to say that most people our age are not prepared for such a life altering event.

cockgarage July 12 2006, 04:05:05 UTC

well, having a kid at any age isn't something you can ever be prepared for. you try, but the shock is amazing. the karmic payback thing just struck me in the wrong way. i thought she was a nice girl in high school. and i feel bad that she married a dick, or so i hear. just relating to her situation so much i took this entry personally, which i now regret since you think i'm deserving of a wal-mart visor. very classy.

see you at the reunions, if i end up going.

cockgarage July 13 2006, 05:24:36 UTC

p.s. i really didn't mean to sound catty or bitchy there. i don't live for lj drama. it's your journal, so don't let me stand in the way from getting a good slice of gossip pie.