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public__emily

A Wildly Innapropriate Christmas

Dec 24, 2006 22:35

Run-on sentence for the kids:

I'm sure you care to know that my sleazy grandfather cheated on my alcoholic grandmother (who later committed suicide) all through their marriage, later wed a stripper in Vegas to only divorce her months later, went BROKE PHI BROKE due to financing too many cars and titty jobs for younger women, blatantly hit on my ( Read more... )

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I saw grandpa kissing Santa Claus... obstacle__1 December 25 2006, 07:01:18 UTC

Wow. WTF?! Someone needs to make a movie about this man soon. [insert obligatory Brokeback Mountain joke here] But seriously.

Re: I saw grandpa kissing Santa Claus... public__emily December 26 2006, 02:24:00 UTC

I'm not sure if Grandpa Whitman's life depicted on film would be too racy for a Lifetime original.

Oh, wait. Ray Wood (my next door neighbor) was portrayed in Fifteen and Pregnant in all his sleazy glory. Looks like I've got one hell of a story board to pitch to Hollywood.

up_in_arms December 25 2006, 15:58:49 UTC

If there is a movie made, I can only hope that the aunt who was formerly a clown will make an appearance(in full costume, of course).

Oh, by the way, I Love You.

public__emily December 26 2006, 02:27:05 UTC

SEE ALSO: Appearance from aunt & uncle who give Sponsor Children as Christmas presents. And Uncle Bill. Only because he's a bad ass.

I love youuuu. Thanks for the Christmas text. That was real cute. See you at dinner tomorrow night!