My hate for the world and the entirety of humanity has just been enflamed further by the friendly little MSN News Headline I've just unfortunately been exposed to. "How To Gain Weight". Yes, it seems as if there is a growing majority of people who don't know that sitting on your ass eating lard might cause you to gain weight. FUCK! YOU THINK THOSE ( Read more... )

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE ENCHANTED LESBIAN FORESTS AND HAVE GAINED THE WISDOM OF THESE MAGICAL CREATURES. OBSERVE, NIGLETS, AS I TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL WITH MY MAD BLINGBLING SKILLS AND PROCEED TO SERVE YOU ALL.

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QUIZ RESULT TIME, YOU ASSHATS! <3


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Since I have such an expressive face, I should start knifing people.

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It's 3:40 in the morning. Do you know why I'm awake? BECAUSE BEETLES WANT TO LODGE THEMSELVES UP MY ANUS AND MAKE NESTS IN MY RECTALMEATS WHILE I SLEEP!

Puchiko needs more friends. Preferably ones that don't suck, or else I'm not really your friend and only feel sorry for you or am planning to use you as an organ farm for my profit on the black market. .... Hahaha! Just kidding! I'd never do that!  ...heh...heh... *coughs*.....

Anyway, someone give me money. <3 I'll explain later.

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I hate protestors. Well, the kind that only hang outside of buildings shouting with signs. They're only trying to stir up people to conform to whatever ideal they're advertising, the same and worse than religious solicitors. BUREUCRACY MAKES ME MAD!

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BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY!!!! YAAAY!!!! 18!!!!!!!! WOOPDY-WOOP!