day one: they eat the civilians

[puck_ingstrings]

I hate the first day of school even more than I hate ties. (But, from what I'm told these days, I pull off a tie pretty well.) The teachers all pretend that they're not going to be evil mouthbreathers, the kids who sit in the front don't even raise their hands so they don't seem overeager and everyone ends up with homework. Plus, girls squeal. And

Comments

[nat_stark]

It's nice that you're so pumped about the Holocaust, most people aren't. I can help you with your English.

[puck_ingstrings]

Well, like, it sucks, obviously. But they're my people and my mom doesn't talk alot about it and my dad doesn't either so... yeah.

You're not even taking my English, are you? If you are, I should probably get help with someone else, 'cause that would kinda mean you suck at it.

[nat_stark]

I took it already, genius. Got the top grade in the class.

[puck_ingstrings]

Oh. In that case, what is it gonna cost me?

[broadwaystjames]

Well, don't leave us hanging, Puck - how can a chick die if her funbags blow up midair?

[puck_ingstrings]

Dude, it's awesome. So, like, it only works if she's had work, but I guess the pressure just builds and builds and BOOM!

[broadwaystjames]

Damn. Remind me to change seats if I'm ever on a plane next to a woman with implants. But also to stay close enough to watch, because, again, damn.

[puck_ingstrings]

Damn is right, man. Blood and guts everywhere, but it was the coolest thing. Ever.

[blaineeanderson]

What attracts you boys to exploding things and, as you so quaintly put it, women's 'funbags' doing the exploding? I don't get it.

[nat_stark]

You don't get why guys would be interested in seeing their two favorite things meet? Guys liking tits and explosions is about as revolutionary as girls liking make up. And this doesn't just apply to the straights either.

[blaineeanderson]

But if they find breasts interesting, or exciting I guess is a better word, why would they want to see them explode?
I dont like explosions or 'tits'. I never have. I'm all about Disney movies and happy endings. Give me a talking Lion and I'm a happy camper.

[nat_stark]

Please, just because you find something interesting or exciting doesn't mean you don't want to see it explode. Things exploding is cool. I like guys' biceps, but I think it'd be pretty damn interesting to watch one explode. I like my old VHS Disney movies, but if one randomly exploded I think it'd be pretty interesting to see.

[getwanky_lopez]

Sometimes I think if I were to knock on your skull it'd make a hollow sound.

[finn_is_in]

Blues Brothers, for the win! I think the others already feel like they can't keep up with us. We're doing awesome.

And... they can explode? Really? Woah... that's kinda scary, actually.