You just worry about the inconsolable losers throwing themselves against the door...
I got this cd by this British girl Lily Allen the other day. The more I listen to it, the more it cracks me up. Indulge me whilst I delve into why:
Track 1. Smile -- This song is all about sweet sweet revenge.
Highlight lyric: "At first when I see you cry, yeah it makes me smile"
Track 2. Knock 'Em Out -- About those skeazy freaks who won't leave you alone. Ehhh. Those skeazy men...shudder.
Highlight Lyric 1: "And you're like, "no not in a million years, you're nasty please leave me alone."
Highlight Lyric 2: "Nah I've gotta go cos my house is on fire, I've got herpes, err no I've got syphilis..."
Track 3. LDN -- About Crazy Londoners
Highlight Lyric: "A fella looking dapper, but he's sittin with a slapper. Then I see it's a pimp and his crack whore"
Track 5. Not Big -- Basically, "You suck in bed and I'm going to tell everyone about it."
Highlight Lyric: "Let's turn back time to when you couldn't get it up, You know what it shoulda ended there"
Track 7. Shame For You -- Don't mess with me, bitch.
Highlight Lyric: "Oh my gosh you must be joking me if you think that you'll be poking me."
Track 10. Friend of Mine -- stop backstabbing, you ho-bag.
Highlight Lyric: "I don't wanna start a fight, But in the background I can hear you chatting shite, I hear it every night."
Well that was fun.
I have my 4 top choices for my internship next summer...yes next summer. I get very bored at work and think up such things.
1. British Museum, Conservation and Science Department (London) -- hello, I'll be getting an MA in Conservation after England.
2. British Museum, Prehistory and Europe -- (London) Um, this is where their viking collection is kept. I don't think I could get a job in the Egyptian collection.
3. Jorvik Viking Museum (York)
4. Sutton Hoo Heritage Site (middle of nowhere --- yay!)
This is the most entertaining waste of time I've had at work in forever!
Track 1. Smile -- This song is all about sweet sweet revenge.
Highlight lyric: "At first when I see you cry, yeah it makes me smile"
Track 2. Knock 'Em Out -- About those skeazy freaks who won't leave you alone. Ehhh. Those skeazy men...shudder.
Highlight Lyric 1: "And you're like, "no not in a million years, you're nasty please leave me alone."
Highlight Lyric 2: "Nah I've gotta go cos my house is on fire, I've got herpes, err no I've got syphilis..."
Track 3. LDN -- About Crazy Londoners
Highlight Lyric: "A fella looking dapper, but he's sittin with a slapper. Then I see it's a pimp and his crack whore"
Track 5. Not Big -- Basically, "You suck in bed and I'm going to tell everyone about it."
Highlight Lyric: "Let's turn back time to when you couldn't get it up, You know what it shoulda ended there"
Track 7. Shame For You -- Don't mess with me, bitch.
Highlight Lyric: "Oh my gosh you must be joking me if you think that you'll be poking me."
Track 10. Friend of Mine -- stop backstabbing, you ho-bag.
Highlight Lyric: "I don't wanna start a fight, But in the background I can hear you chatting shite, I hear it every night."
Well that was fun.
I have my 4 top choices for my internship next summer...yes next summer. I get very bored at work and think up such things.
1. British Museum, Conservation and Science Department (London) -- hello, I'll be getting an MA in Conservation after England.
2. British Museum, Prehistory and Europe -- (London) Um, this is where their viking collection is kept. I don't think I could get a job in the Egyptian collection.
3. Jorvik Viking Museum (York)
4. Sutton Hoo Heritage Site (middle of nowhere --- yay!)
This is the most entertaining waste of time I've had at work in forever!