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Writer's Block: Nature Gone Wild
Holy crap, I always knew hyenas were a f-ed up creation but sheesh. I guess there is no penis envy in that species.
Weird stuff.... uhh, old firehouses had circular stares so the horses that pulled the firewagon couldn't come upstairs :-)
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[marriage and voting and crap]
So, I am driving to my hair appointment last weekend and there are crazies, on the sidewalk, with big yellow "Vote Yes on Prop 8!" signs. This annoys me. They appear to be "God-fearing Christians" or something. Good for you, people. I am thrilled you have found a religion you are so devoted to. I do not appreciate you letting that religion fuck up ( Read more... ) -
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PET RULES
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
- The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Missing from Nature
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I am running away to san francisco with my bestie. there, we will dress in drag. my new name will be Ivanna Cupcake. hers is Trya Lovehandle. We will be dogwalkers by day, hookers by night.
Dogwalking hookers in drag. Niiice.
...and I'm desperately in love with the Sega robotic hamster. I waaaaant. -
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all I can say about the last few days:
what the everlasting FUCK.
Dear Job,
Please stop sucking so badly. kthxbai.
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Writer's Block: Remembering Summer
I asked a friend this question, and his response was as follows:
"Once we took a family vacation to San Francisco, and we stopped at a gas station. My dad backed into me with the car."
How is that a favorite memory, may I ask? He must have misunderstood the question.
One of my favorite summer memories was my high school graduation party. I ( Read more... ) -
hello[monterey bay]
So after a post of bitching, I shall get to the fantastical last weekend trip ( Read more... )
