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[puckinyourmom]

Does anybody know how to

Has anyone ever had

Who was I with the other night? I think something happened.

((ooc: Strikes hackable!))

Comments

[wrestlingwitch]

[inkblots]

Do I even want to know?

[wrestlingwitch]

I'm not sure that 'cannon fodder' was on Helga Hufflepuff's list of character traits.

[puckinyourmom]

She picked up the rest of the sissy shit.

[wrestlingwitch]

I think the wording was "take the rest" or something, but who knows, maybe the Sorting Hat will use that specific translation one year.

[puckinyourmom]

Same thing.

[wrestlingwitch]

So if we file Hufflepuffs under "sissy shit" what do the other houses get filed under?

[puckinyourmom]

Ravenclaws are untappable nerds, Gryffindors are morons, and Slytherins are badasses.

[wrestlingwitch]

You mean Ravenclaws are pretentious bookworms, Gryffindors are the Rulers of Badassery,and Slytherins are snakes.

Except Link, but I think that goes without saying.

[puckinyourmom]

No, the thing about you guys is that you're fifty/fifty. Some of you are badasses, and some of you are totally up your own ass about how much of a "good guy" you are. Nothing in the middle.

But we're all great, and have the hottest girls. Except Kelly.

[wrestlingwitch]

You guys are pretty fifty/fifty yourselves. Some of you can be great, but the other half? Not so much.

[puckinyourmom]

Nope.

[wrestlingwitch]

Have you met Amber von Tussle?

[puckinyourmom]

She's hot, so she passes. Barely, but still.

[wrestlingwitch]

Maybe if she could actually keep her mouth shut, but both you and I know that will never happen.

So I'm vetoing that line of reasoning. It sucks.

[puckinyourmom]

Silencing charms.

[wrestlingwitch]

That's only a temporary solution. Still vetoed.