I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly
the driver gets out of his car . . . and you know
how you just-get-soooo-stressed that life-stuff
seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a
DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and
says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "
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