Bets
Author: emocezi
Title: Bets
Wordcount: 324
Rating: R just to be safe.
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, nor do I make a profit from this fiction.
A/N: Talking to some Gleebuddies online and this came out of the convo. Don't ask. :p Also, Puck is supposed to be doing the guyliner Glambert look, and Finn is supposed to be dressing up as Lady Gaga.
“I can't believe this.”
“Oh, backing out from a bet? That you clearly lost.”
“You....you cheated somehow.”
“How could I cheat at arm wrestling?”
“You....you're so fuckin scrawny.”
“And that means I cheated?”
“No..yes...SHUT UP HUMMEL.”
“Sit down and put your eyeliner on. And you, put this on.”
“But...I didn't even wrestle you.” Finn pouted and took the platinum blonde wig. Slipping it on over his hair and sulking. Kurt reached over and adjusted it, turning back to Puck when he growled and threw the black eye pencil across the room.
“WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO WEAR EYELINER!?!”
“Yeah, why can't he be the chick?” Finn whined and Kurt sighed, one hand on his hip, the other pinching his nose.
“If you two are going to hedge on this bet, then I'm not making any more with you...and that includes on poker night.”
“You can't not bet on poker night.”
“Oh, so I have to follow through on all my bets, but you assholes can just get out of it because it's eyeliner and a wig?”
“Yeah but...it's kind of gay.” Finn said, sharing a look with Puck.
“Kind of....I have had both of your cocks in me at the same time, and you think a wig is gayer then that?” Kurt turned on his heel and started to walk to the stairs. “I'm not sleeping with either of you until you figure out that the word gay is not meant to be tossed around as an insult.”
“Shit, he didn't meant it like that. ” Puck was on his feet, panic in his eyes.
“I don't care how he meant it Puck. Now sit down, shut up, and put that eyeliner on, or you can get Finn to suck your cock from now on.”
Title: Bets
Wordcount: 324
Rating: R just to be safe.
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, nor do I make a profit from this fiction.
A/N: Talking to some Gleebuddies online and this came out of the convo. Don't ask. :p Also, Puck is supposed to be doing the guyliner Glambert look, and Finn is supposed to be dressing up as Lady Gaga.
“I can't believe this.”
“Oh, backing out from a bet? That you clearly lost.”
“You....you cheated somehow.”
“How could I cheat at arm wrestling?”
“You....you're so fuckin scrawny.”
“And that means I cheated?”
“No..yes...SHUT UP HUMMEL.”
“Sit down and put your eyeliner on. And you, put this on.”
“But...I didn't even wrestle you.” Finn pouted and took the platinum blonde wig. Slipping it on over his hair and sulking. Kurt reached over and adjusted it, turning back to Puck when he growled and threw the black eye pencil across the room.
“WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO WEAR EYELINER!?!”
“Yeah, why can't he be the chick?” Finn whined and Kurt sighed, one hand on his hip, the other pinching his nose.
“If you two are going to hedge on this bet, then I'm not making any more with you...and that includes on poker night.”
“You can't not bet on poker night.”
“Oh, so I have to follow through on all my bets, but you assholes can just get out of it because it's eyeliner and a wig?”
“Yeah but...it's kind of gay.” Finn said, sharing a look with Puck.
“Kind of....I have had both of your cocks in me at the same time, and you think a wig is gayer then that?” Kurt turned on his heel and started to walk to the stairs. “I'm not sleeping with either of you until you figure out that the word gay is not meant to be tossed around as an insult.”
“Shit, he didn't meant it like that. ” Puck was on his feet, panic in his eyes.
“I don't care how he meant it Puck. Now sit down, shut up, and put that eyeliner on, or you can get Finn to suck your cock from now on.”