Well, I finally figured out how to knit. Thanks to the help of trillian42 for showing me how and festusmonroe for buying me supplies and being supportive. I can't imagine why you would be interested, but if you are, click below to see pictures of the finished product.

( My first scarf )

Me: (Sitting quietly on couch with pink scarf wrapped inexplicably around head) LIke my scarf ( Read more... )

I know giggling about spam subject lines is sooooo two weeks ago, but this one made me laugh:

It's easy to spice up your sex life, czar

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Great sex doesn't just come naturally for everyone. For 1.56 cents ( Read more... )

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If Bill doesn't get home soon I'm going to drink this entire carton of egg nog.

...mmmmm nog.

I always wanted to let myself go and watch my ass grow a mile wide. I think egg nog is just the way to do it.

I admit it. Today I turned the heater on.

But...39 degrees in the morning. That's cold.

I am afraid of winter.

So, at one point in my life I dated a guy who I am almost positive is gay ( Read more... )

Once in a great while I write a story I am genuinely proud of ( Read more... )

I just don't have enough words for how much the television news coverage of Hurricane Katrina upsets me ( Read more... )

And lo he is named...

Milhouse.

Our kitten's name is Milhouse.