Oh, XBox Live. You do bring me to best of sorts.
So Kasey and I got into a Big Team CTF match with Ken. Buuuut Ken fell asleep so he was AFK. Then someone left so we were down 2 people. With ONLY Kasey and I doing anything, the others on our team just faffing about in vehicles and dying, Kasey and I managed to hold it to 0-0. On Hemorrhage.
One of our people, when he wasn't otherwise trying to team kill people, parked a warthog on the flag. So the game ends, etc. And this one guy, NintenDRO, on the other team just starts fucking BITCHING his ass off. After most everyone but us had already left the room. He's whining and pissing about "Oh goddamn pussies, what was with parking the warthog on the flag, you shit players, etc etc."
And I was like ".... Dude. The person who did that isn't here anymore. I barely even touched any vehicles." So he starts screaming like "That doesn't matter, only pussy players do that shit." I'm like ".... So.... we should have MOVED it? So that you could get the flag? When it wasn't us who put it there. To help you score. You don't really understand Tactics, do you?"
And he completely ignores me and keeps ranting and calling us "homos" and other such things. And we're laughing as we leave the room. Then he starts sending Kasey harassing messages like "ur terrible, learn to play." But instead of biting and getting into a flame war with this douche, Kasey starts correcting his spelling. So he starts calling Kasey a nerd. And Kasey's like "Honestly? No one with an XBox Live gamertag that has a Nintendo reference in it should be calling anyone else a nerd."
Then I sent him a message: "Dude, your uncle called.. he said to tell you to pick up some lube, you were too tight last night." Just because I wanted to see what he'd say or if he'd actually remember that I was there. And more than an HOUR later, he sends me a message back that's like "Ur games consist of Keflings, Peggle, Scott Pilgrim and other retarded shit, so u r a retard. I advice u not to reply."
I replied with, "It's okay, I understand your jealousy. And I'm sorry you feel that way about 'gay things'... but we can't ALL be sexually attracted to livestock." So far I haven't gotten a reply.
Also, I'm sort of wondering what kind of threat that's supposed to be, considering he called me a retard and was calling my husband far worse things; we could report him far easier than he could report us, and for more offenses. Also, I'm not really inclined to to take advice from people who can't spell it.
One of our people, when he wasn't otherwise trying to team kill people, parked a warthog on the flag. So the game ends, etc. And this one guy, NintenDRO, on the other team just starts fucking BITCHING his ass off. After most everyone but us had already left the room. He's whining and pissing about "Oh goddamn pussies, what was with parking the warthog on the flag, you shit players, etc etc."
And I was like ".... Dude. The person who did that isn't here anymore. I barely even touched any vehicles." So he starts screaming like "That doesn't matter, only pussy players do that shit." I'm like ".... So.... we should have MOVED it? So that you could get the flag? When it wasn't us who put it there. To help you score. You don't really understand Tactics, do you?"
And he completely ignores me and keeps ranting and calling us "homos" and other such things. And we're laughing as we leave the room. Then he starts sending Kasey harassing messages like "ur terrible, learn to play." But instead of biting and getting into a flame war with this douche, Kasey starts correcting his spelling. So he starts calling Kasey a nerd. And Kasey's like "Honestly? No one with an XBox Live gamertag that has a Nintendo reference in it should be calling anyone else a nerd."
Then I sent him a message: "Dude, your uncle called.. he said to tell you to pick up some lube, you were too tight last night." Just because I wanted to see what he'd say or if he'd actually remember that I was there. And more than an HOUR later, he sends me a message back that's like "Ur games consist of Keflings, Peggle, Scott Pilgrim and other retarded shit, so u r a retard. I advice u not to reply."
I replied with, "It's okay, I understand your jealousy. And I'm sorry you feel that way about 'gay things'... but we can't ALL be sexually attracted to livestock." So far I haven't gotten a reply.
Also, I'm sort of wondering what kind of threat that's supposed to be, considering he called me a retard and was calling my husband far worse things; we could report him far easier than he could report us, and for more offenses. Also, I'm not really inclined to to take advice from people who can't spell it.