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[puffinry]

Dave Gorman congratulated me on my beard last night.

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[anonymous]

Ah, but *which* Dave Gorman? And what specific aspect of your pogonotrophic excess was it that won his approbation?

HTFB

[puffinry]

He also remarked that some stories have an entertaining synopsis but are rendered mundane by a detailed explanation, in light of which I should forbear to elaborate.

[marnameow]

I cannot find your email address, because I am dim. My sheep is having a birthday party on the 5th of March and you should come to it!