My human is bad!

[puffmonster]

She keeps trying to pick mats out of my fur. I growl at her and bite her hand, but she still tries to do it. She says if I don't let her pick the mats out, then she will put me in the cat jail and take me to the groomer, where they will give me a haircut. Hah! Let her try. There's no way I'm getting in that cat jail. She has another think coming,

Comments

[meowtwinkitty]

Don´t worry my dear Puffmonster ask your human to give you some good toys for you and your furry family too... Have a purrfect day!!!

[katnip_dreams]

heh, I am so glad I have short fur. I mean, I still get brushed and that... but you longhairs have it ROUGH!

...a groomer is like a vet, right? Evil and all that?

[puffmonster]

I think the groomer must be evil, because the human says that she'd have to put me in the cat jail to take me there. Anywhere that you have to ride in the cat jail to go to must have evil people. Nice people wouldn't want you to be in the cat jail.

[katnip_dreams]

hmmm, I see. I don't think I will have to go there though, I don't have enough fur to mat.

I make my human use The Leash instead of a nasty cat-jail-thing. I refuse to go into boxes without at least two holes in them.