corporate douchebag

[puffpiece]

You know how we all hate corporate buzzwords and bullshit language? I found a site with a full lexicon of these words and phrases. I'm guilty of saying or using.... well, more than I'd like to admit

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[claudelemonde]

i used to love how my internet-name initials are "Career-Limiting Move." i'm REAL GOOD AT CLM.

what usually gets my goat are synonyms that just sound fancier. like someone saying "i'll socialize with Marketing to see where they are on that project." oh, ARE YOU AND MARKETING GOING TO A COCKTAIL PARTY TOGETHER? NO? OH YOU'RE JUST GOING TO TALK TO THEM? OKAY.

i will admit to using industry-specific puffy language to intimidate my bitch manager, though, cos she doesn't know it. like COGS/Cost of Goods Sold, PPI/Price Per Image.