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A Report From Brother
*brother walks upstairs*
Mama: I got eeeeverytin' I need to make lasagna.
Mama: I got noodoos and meat and cotta' cheese...
Clay: You need ricotta cheese mom, not cottage cheese.
Mama: I say I got 'cotta cheese!
Clay: Ricotta cheese!
Mama: 'Cotta cheese!
Clay: Ricotta cheese!
Mama: 'COTTA CHEESE!
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I IS GOING TO FAIL.
I HAZ JET INTERVIEW.
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET SOMEONE WITH A BETTER PERSONALITY TO DO THE INTERVIEW FOR ME, AND I'M SET. -
Tolerate my blog abuse. It's my first day back.
This takes a little while to get interesting, but still. I think it's still pretty deserving of an OH JOHN RINGO NO. -
Dinner At Any Cost
After the constant big dinners every night of fried chicken, clam chowder, pizza, tacos, egg rolls, etc., along with the blinding amount of candy Mom took up here and offered everyone to eat at every chance she got (after dinner, before dinner, between lunch and dinner, after lunch, before lunch, between breakfast and lunch, after breakfast, and ( Read more... ) -
Boy, dog.
*Benji dances around at Mom's feet, glancing at his food bowl constantly*
“Boy, dog, you know? Dey can't talk but Dey sure can...you know.”
“Yep,” Dad says, continuing to pull on his boots. “They seem to be able to let you know what they're thinking without having to say anything at all.” -
For my birthday
If possible, I would appreciate it if one of you guys would get me one of these for my birthday.
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Winzzzz.
Bwahahahahaah, we winzzzzzzz ( Read more... ) -
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My ADD linguistics professor Mary Ellen died in the fire last night. I was going to go to my night class with her at six today. ...Not fair. :( -
Chronicles in the Life of Porn Goddess
As I walked down the stairs today, after I woke up to find all the little cousins, their parents, my half-brother Ben, and one of my little nieces over (oh, and now I hear a friend of the family up there, too), I noted the homemade wrapping paper Pock used to wrap the 'THE PORN GODDESS officially approves this for your virgin eyes' stamp she so ( Read more... )