I was so sure the ladies at our door were Mormons until they gave me The Watchtower. I probably would've listened longer if I knew they were Witnesses.
the mormons that come to my door are always guys. i once agreed to take a book of mormon from one of them, and it was the biggest mistake i ever made. they came back almost every day for WEEKS.
just remember: you can't be BORN a Jehova's Witness ... I think you have to eat a snake or something.
mormons believe Natives are desceneded from evil and that each man gets a planet for his family ... and putting stones into hats are big in their culture.
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Door to door religions are the strangest thing to me...
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i once agreed to take a book of mormon from one of them, and it was the biggest mistake i ever made. they came back almost every day for WEEKS.
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you can't be BORN a Jehova's Witness ... I think you have to eat a snake or something.
mormons believe Natives are desceneded from evil and that each man gets a planet for his family ... and putting stones into hats are big in their culture.
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