Today, consider yourselves warned o faithful travellers into Jared's Blogdom, I shall ramble ramblingly for my own prurient pleasure. Because I can. And stuff
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I am secretly dreading the whole Eric thing. I currently have an Eric. His name is Woodie. He's dead cute, has the attention span of a drunk, adolescent flea and is the poster child for ADD. The only diff between Eric and Woodie is that W's smart as a whip, whereas Eric needs to be whipped.
I feel like I have no life whatsoever having just read your blog! 1) I used to do the same things when I was poor and was too lazy to cook, I'd eat a whole watermelon for a meal. The number of trips I had to make to the peepee room following me consuming a watermelon would haunt me for weeks on end. 2) I'll be your most hardcore fan when you make it to Bollywood, I mean Hollywood. I'll worship you like no other. Wait, that is unecessary, we're married! 3) Congrats! You replacing Justin! That's truly wonderful... Totally, his butch princess spirit will haunt you on end. 4) I love shouting things and peeing off rooftops. 5) Ya, I was studying those Doraemon magnets while in line the other day to pay for my Taipei Times. Rather cute - the first thing that popped into my head was JARED! p.s. Doraemon is a robotic cat. It's the all time classic cartoon loved by generations of Japanese and Taiwanese people. 6) Life of Pi - hmmmm =)
1) Am not poor, jst too lazy to cook at 9pm and not in the mood for greasy-fried Taiwanese food. I already have an old woman's bladder, so half a watermelon is indeed a dangerous proposition. 2) Hollywood, Bollywood, the set of the Bold And The Beautiful - whatever! #) 'Replacing' him? Sounds kinda creepy! Slowly, given enough time, energy and money, I intend not only to replace Justin but *become* him. Mwahahahahahahahahahah! 4) Yes, but you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain? 5) The first thing that pops into most people's heads when they think 7-11 promotional crap is 'Jared'. Can't understand why. It must be a conspiracy. 6) Yes, warm fuzzies book.
1) Taiwanese is giving me the zits - how do I make it go away? We should have a watermelon eating competition. It'll be a thrill! 2) Bold and the Beautiful? Which one is that again? I want to hear your Indian accident. Can you talk like a punjhab? 3) become Justin? Tha'ts a rather scary thought! *shivers* 4) Did Justin tell you about my pina colada "thing"? It's rather embarrasing. I love holding hands with a boi and skipping, running in the rain and giggling like two gay school bois. 5) Conspiracy my ass! p.s. I've got 'em Doraemon magnets, will give them to you. Do you have cats at home? Cuz Hello Kitty, and now Doraemon?! 6) warm fuzzies! like you and Juju!
1) Oh god! To your watermelons I mean. As to the pimple issue, I dunno. 2) Yes I can. I can do many accents. 3) Um.......... 4) Yes, he did. And yes, it is! Still, trashy is good. I love trashy. I embrace it in fact. 5) Yay you! I wanna. 6) Nothing interesting to say. Blah blah blah. Am tired now. Was up late posting silly comments on Justin's journal, no thanks to you twink!!!! Grrrr.
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I currently have an Eric. His name is Woodie. He's dead cute, has the attention span of a drunk, adolescent flea and is the poster child for ADD. The only diff between Eric and Woodie is that W's smart as a whip, whereas Eric needs to be whipped.
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1) I used to do the same things when I was poor and was too lazy to cook, I'd eat a whole watermelon for a meal. The number of trips I had to make to the peepee room following me consuming a watermelon would haunt me for weeks on end.
2) I'll be your most hardcore fan when you make it to Bollywood, I mean Hollywood. I'll worship you like no other. Wait, that is unecessary, we're married!
3) Congrats! You replacing Justin! That's truly wonderful... Totally, his butch princess spirit will haunt you on end.
4) I love shouting things and peeing off rooftops.
5) Ya, I was studying those Doraemon magnets while in line the other day to pay for my Taipei Times. Rather cute - the first thing that popped into my head was JARED! p.s. Doraemon is a robotic cat. It's the all time classic cartoon loved by generations of Japanese and Taiwanese people.
6) Life of Pi - hmmmm =)
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2) Hollywood, Bollywood, the set of the Bold And The Beautiful - whatever!
#) 'Replacing' him? Sounds kinda creepy! Slowly, given enough time, energy and money, I intend not only to replace Justin but *become* him. Mwahahahahahahahahahah!
4) Yes, but you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
5) The first thing that pops into most people's heads when they think 7-11 promotional crap is 'Jared'. Can't understand why. It must be a conspiracy.
6) Yes, warm fuzzies book.
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2) Bold and the Beautiful? Which one is that again? I want to hear your Indian accident. Can you talk like a punjhab?
3) become Justin? Tha'ts a rather scary thought! *shivers*
4) Did Justin tell you about my pina colada "thing"? It's rather embarrasing. I love holding hands with a boi and skipping, running in the rain and giggling like two gay school bois.
5) Conspiracy my ass! p.s. I've got 'em Doraemon magnets, will give them to you. Do you have cats at home? Cuz Hello Kitty, and now Doraemon?!
6) warm fuzzies! like you and Juju!
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2) Yes I can. I can do many accents.
3) Um..........
4) Yes, he did. And yes, it is! Still, trashy is good. I love trashy. I embrace it in fact.
5) Yay you! I wanna.
6) Nothing interesting to say. Blah blah blah. Am tired now. Was up late posting silly comments on Justin's journal, no thanks to you twink!!!! Grrrr.
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