Cooking With Dragon And Lucy

[pull_the_lever]

Teaching Eng-a-lish-ee to foreigners is odd work. You might, for example, find yourself going "What is it? It is a toy car." 30 times a day for 5 days in the mornings, and in the afternoons teaching another group of litlets the difference between a gerund and a continuous tense verb

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[pink_eyed_munro]

Ag madam... they really do come up with ridiculous things to fill your time. You should probably be grateful, since the traffic that you would otherwise be playing in is, as you say, treacherous. Perhaps a weekly 'Bold' recap would be helpful to the Taiwaneses?

But, you stingy bitch, if they should ever require a cleaning course, don't even think about dragging me along to demonstrate, because a) you know I can't clean worth a damn, and 2) I'll be too busy testing the new massage chair I bought with money I stole from your purse and d) I'll spit in your papaya milk.

Love,
Mavis

[pull_the_lever]

Mavis, go back to Bapetikosweti, your people need you. Foolish servant, I wouldn't ask you to demo anything, not even how much Ricoffy you've stolen out the Ricoffy jar, or how you've replaced the Cremora with cake flour.
And Mavis...a) I've employed a Phillipino and b) I spit in your massage chair, anc c) that papaya milk WAS your Christmas bonus pansella. Sorry for you...

[pink_eyed_munro]

You're too smart for me, truly. That's why you're the madam and I'm the ex-maid.

I hope you're happy with your Filipino, and all the extra Ricoffy you'll now have in your cupboard.

But remember: no-one will ever be able to forget to tape Days for you quite like I did.

*sniff*

[peteyboi]

aw! a massage chair!!!
and lol u're an ex-maid ... and so am i, i think snickers*

[pull_the_lever]

Oh they're not free - i get 585NT an hour for that one.
For Saturday morning's cooking class, I am bringing in the stolen menu from The Witch House for some light humour, as well as an introductory lecture on how to pour a cocktail - in English!

[pink_eyed_munro]

Wow - if you take actual alcohol for that one, I'd imagine it'd be the most popular class Hess has ever offered.

The Witch House menu is a great idea - I wonder how much of it will go straight over their heads...

[pull_the_lever]

Try explaining the subtle nuances of Semen Up and Vaginella Milkshakes should be interesting...I can't wait!

[peteyboi]

The Witch House menu is indeed a wicked idea!
But I don't think your students will understand the humour.
AND thanks to MOI for being the effing thief. ugh!

Now I can add to my list of "ugly names"
Rainbow is still on the top of the list though...but Dragon...lol...no comment. snickers snickers. Please name someone Pocahontas then make her sing the songs!!! That's quite lovely!!!

rawrrrr

[pull_the_lever]

Hopefully, I won't gain any more students, as I've got quite enough already thank you very much. So I guess I'll have to have one of my own and name her Pocahontas.

[peteyboi]

bubby - you have like disappeared from my life! hmph!
oooh la la! aaarroooonnnn! okee anywho pubcrawl this sat. bring the boy and it can be a triple date! *chuckles*

so i've updated my lj. please pay me a visit when you get bored. HUGS!

forever yours, the cheating wife hubby bubby peter!