Random Thoughts

[pull_the_lever]

I had my ear pierced, at the top by the cartilage, for my 21st. It was a birthday gift from Gina and Sam. Now, 6 and a half years later, I took it out last night while jewellery shopping with Justin.
Random Thought Numero Uno: The hole was HUGE! While not quite large enough for fisting a small cockroach through the gaping openness of my aural

Comments

[pull_the_lever]

Yes, congraulater, you now live Taipei City.

Beware ye tyrants and cockroaches - for this Jew is armed with numerous cultural weapons, such as his gran's recipe for potato latkes and excessive amounts of guilt.

[pull_the_lever]

aka Hell-o Kitty (pitchfork sold seperately)...

[pink_eyed_munro]

Pardon my ignorance on the subject of latkes, but what with having to put up with the likes of tea eggs, chicken feet and stinky tofu, the luxury of latkes would surely pose no threat to a cockroach. If you're going to argue on oil content then you may as well be spitting into a typhoon.

On the subject of typhoons, where the hell are they? Tis most disappointing to have gone this long without the madness of a large tropical storm (and the accompanying dip in humidity).

Getting back to the guilt, you might have to compare notes with Peter on Taiwanese vs Jewish mother's guilt, for it may be insufficient for the principal denizen of Taipei streets.

[pull_the_lever]

Using the words 'cockroach' and 'latke' in the same sentence is like trying to pick your teeth with the abovementioned chicken feet: it's just not done in polite company. Impolite company, maybe...Still, it's best not to argue oil contents when in Taiwan. That would be like asking the coal if it wants to go to Newcastle.
As for typhoons, I think Mother Nature is biding her time, building up her reserves. When one hits, it's gonna be a doozie. You mark my words, lad. You mark me words.
[PS, Yay Nick blogged a reply!]

[peteyboi]

hahahaha - awww IM BACK (on lj)
missing you lots and Nic lol thank you for making a reference to me in the reply bitch =)

and indeed - congradulations on moving into the CITY *throws confettis* - *at your face* WEEEEEEEEEE. i think you are very much like me. I used to play with cockroaches...i'd spray it with a bit of bug repelent then like surround it with bug spray and then watch it squirm its life away as i pour chlorine onto it or something. but then lastly, ill put it in a ziplock bag and show mommy and daddy how big it was and how butch i was. HAHAHAHA

[pull_the_lever]

Ja there was a motherfucker in my room on Saturday night and Shaun and I captured it, and doused it with bleach. To my surprise, it drank like tons of the stuff, convulsed vigorously and then died. Creeeeeeeeepy!

[peteyboi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fascinating! say hello to shawn for me!

[pull_the_lever]

Youbetcha! Am going there on Saturday night I think...

Hello Kitty Earing

[anonymous]

You have to post a picture of said earing - for me and G of course:)

Re: Hello Kitty Earing

[anonymous]

Pretty Picture Pretty Please!!! i cant imagine you with out the ring but i am sure the Hello Kitty stud is perfect!
G

Re: Hello Kitty Earing

[pull_the_lever]

Ja, that ring has been an integral part of me since The Year Dot - hence the gaping fucking hole its left behind.

Re: Hello Kitty Earing

[pull_the_lever]

For you gals - anything! It's kinda teensy though, so don't expect fireworks.
Right now I've got a sparkly red thingy in my ear...for a little sparkly gay bling.