Hogwarts, your top sixteen
Sixth years have all the fun! Hah, oh well, maybe while they are away something interesting will happen and they'll wish they never left!
For a while, we could do without:
1. G!reta! Ca!tch!love, because she's not doing the Ravenclaw Quidditch team any good, so maybe she can make herself useful in Germany.
2. Marly McKinnon, because she's not really anyone interesting without Catchlove.
3. Emmeline Vance, she's alright.
4. Frank Longbottom, because it's about time he did something.
5. Lily Evans, because she annoys me. She pretty much annoys everyone.
6. Quirinus Quirrel, because he might die if Evans is away too long. Literally.
7. Dai Llewellyn, why not?
8. Remus Lupin, he'll make up for Llewellyn.
9. Barty Crouch Jr., because he's my good mate and because he might get laid. Oh, sorry Catchlove.
10. Morgan Spinks, because she frightens me.
11. James Potter, because some international people might be able to teach him about proper grooming. What are the odds?
12. Sirius Black, because he is the only Black in sixth.
13. Severus Snape, in case Potter and Black get bored.
14. Alice Harper, because Evans might need help mothering everyone.
15. Peter Pettigrew, Potter and Black might need someone to carry their stuff.
16. Emily Oldstock, because I can't think of anyone else.
For a while, we could do without:
1. G!reta! Ca!tch!love, because she's not doing the Ravenclaw Quidditch team any good, so maybe she can make herself useful in Germany.
2. Marly McKinnon, because she's not really anyone interesting without Catchlove.
3. Emmeline Vance, she's alright.
4. Frank Longbottom, because it's about time he did something.
5. Lily Evans, because she annoys me. She pretty much annoys everyone.
6. Quirinus Quirrel, because he might die if Evans is away too long. Literally.
7. Dai Llewellyn, why not?
8. Remus Lupin, he'll make up for Llewellyn.
9. Barty Crouch Jr., because he's my good mate and because he might get laid. Oh, sorry Catchlove.
10. Morgan Spinks, because she frightens me.
11. James Potter, because some international people might be able to teach him about proper grooming. What are the odds?
12. Sirius Black, because he is the only Black in sixth.
13. Severus Snape, in case Potter and Black get bored.
14. Alice Harper, because Evans might need help mothering everyone.
15. Peter Pettigrew, Potter and Black might need someone to carry their stuff.
16. Emily Oldstock, because I can't think of anyone else.