002. [video] [action for Route 29]

[pullswhales]

[Sup, Route. It's business as usual, when suddenly a LOUD WAIL comes over the Pokégear.]

Dratini! What are you doing?! [The video shows Feferi's Dratini blinking innocently, with... a few fainted Pokémon surrounding it.]

Oh no! These poor Pokémon! What do I do?!

Comments

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker]

You don't have to worry about uth KK, we can take care of ourthelveth.

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker]

Yeah, like I don't already fucking know that. But I wathn't jutht gonna let FF go off without me, okay? We're being careful, and if thomething happenth we're all together tho we can do thomething about it. Thtop being thuch a wiggler.

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker]

Yeth you are, you're whining like a thtupid little grub. I don't like it either, it'th freezing cold out here and thith thnow'th making it really hard to actually go anywhere, but we're doing it anyway tho I don't really need your opinion on it too.

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker]

I jutht don't want you worrying about uth when we can take care of ourthelveth! And your opinion ith exthactly the thame ath everyone elthe'th opinion tho it'th jutht a huge wathte of time for you to even tell me.

Fine, then, I will. I'll jutht thtay out here and freeze my thtupid human fathe off and then everyone can thee you cry about it becauthe you do care and you're jutht being tho fucking thtupid about it again!

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker]

I'm not the one trying to make thomebody not go out into a huge snowthtorm after they've already done it, athhole. I can't really do anything about it now, but I gueth if I could you'd probably prefer it if we jutht left Nepeta out here to freeze, right? At leatht I wouldn't be out here that way!

[VIDEO - 70% LOCKED]

[p2iioniichacker]

I'm not gonna die, okay? FF and TZ won't let me. And you're the one thaying embarrathing thingth, don't blame me for that one, I'm jutht the one over here bulge-deep in thith fucking thnow. At leatht you're warm.

[VIDEO - 70% LOCKED] would he even NEED the hacking if Sollux wasn't around?

[p2iioniichacker]

That wathn't your fault, KK. It wath jutht really bad timing for everyone.

[VIDEO - 70% LOCKED]

[p2iioniichacker]

...Thorry. I don't think it wath your fault though, I thould have taken it more theriouthly too.