Pumbaa • Original Character.

Feb 23, 2013 01:39

third bred red broad in my bed
up all night took pipe gave head
ass like trina face like mya
shot it on her chest she said daddy aim higher

Player Info
Player Name: JP
PM: Journal
Timezone: GMT
Other characters: N/A

Character Info
Real Name: Hugo Rooker
Codename: Pumbaa
Age: 54
Unit & Position: Bodyguard, Bouncer and money collector of the Pridelands unit. In short, muscle.

Backstory:
Throughout his life, Hugo has held many job titles. From cashier jobs, bar work and bouncer gigs to less savory affairs such as sex-line operator, unofficial lab rat for under the table experimentation and gay for pay pornography (Hugo has since adjusted his sexual stance to the eloquent "a hole's a hole" philosophy)

Stints with drugs, gambling and prostitutes consumed his late twenties and Hugo found himself delving further into the cesspools of society to keep himself afloat, though the tug of addiction always seemed to pull harder to match his work. Eventually Hugo left Australia on the run from tax collectors, smuggling himself on a freighter to America. He'd been there a few times and saw it as a land of opportunity, and to perhaps start again. He took up residence in a trailer park not far from Atlanta, though began to find the familiar siren song of desire had followed him across the sea. This time he was stronger. He channeled his addiction into construction, working on his mass, jacking off - counts, right? - anything to keep himself from slipping back into old habits.

Somewhere in 2006 (Hugo's memory is fuzzy on dates, despite the fact that he can name pretty much every pornstar from their genitals alone), Grimm arrived at his ramshackle trailer, proposing he put his muscle to use on something constructive: an empire.

Personality:
For someone as intimidating and stoic as Hugo, it is a surprise to find that he is rather personable in conversation. He listens and responds well, often seen uttering "No worries" to most requests brought to him. For this reason he makes a great lackey, proving himself as a jack-of-all-trades sort that will trudge off and get the job done in good time. He may be sloppy with the execution of the task, but he sees it as a calling card of his labour. His weapons of choice are two rather large butterfly knives that he keeps strapped on his person at all times, though he is proficient with a gun. When all else fails, his sheer stature can win him the majority of fist fights he enters, and if not his tolerance for pain will soften the blow.

Hugo has little concern with hygiene, abandoning any kind of cologne or deodorant. It's a task to get him to take a shower, often he'll just pull his hair back into a greasy ponytail. Regardless of this fact, he seems to attract his fair share of ladies, gentlemen and all in-between, though a contributing factor would be that his type merely requires a pulse to register on his radar. Hugo's love of devilish debauchery in one of the remaining vices in his world, with the notable exception of beer - and a quick scan from his tank-like arms and barrel chest to a thick belly would confirm that.

Prolific in his candor, Hugo is a loyal companion once the stony shell is broken down. He can be considered a many-faceted member of the organization's economy and a rather trustworthy friend - once you get past the stink.

Reason for joining?:
Another check box on the ever-expanding list of ways to quickly acquire cash. While Grimm may not endorse Pumbaa's self-destructive behaviour and boorish indulgence, they found that the skills of a man unafraid of death were too useful to pass by.
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