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Jun 30, 2006 02:08

When i think of God, i don't know whether to think of God as a man or a woman ( Read more... )

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lalalaraleigh July 2 2006, 17:12:58 UTC
i do. i woke up to the smell of ground beef rotting on my kitchen counter. the devil is definitely a cow.

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my vulvar is empty without you anonymous July 5 2006, 19:33:02 UTC
ben. i found your livejournal. i don't know your current email address! i see you are selling dvds at plan 9! well, the cinemat needs another season 1 dvd because some nasty customer hasn't returned and it was due a month ago. you can also sell dvds at the cinemat if you want. your dvds rent a lot now that we made them free with any rental. let's get together!? i'll buy you an ice cream or some canned cheese or we could just have coffee. i move to pittsburgh august 11, are you really leaving august 1? you should come to the premier of Puzz this friday night at Hospital because i am in that funny movie as a puzzle expert.
love, colleen

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call me at 331-VUKM pumpkin_popeil July 13 2006, 07:53:27 UTC
Sadly, the morning of your premiere a close friend told me some shocking news. Apparently there is a new drink called "the harvey keitel." its just like a harvey walbanger except you take out your penis. so for breakfast i had about twelve of those and a single mexican grape, rendering me completely incapacitated the following evening. man, i gotta lay off grapes.

ill come to your work? and no, chicago doesnt want me and i can't go back there.

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