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[punch_]

be careful when opening vanilla pudding at work.
sometimes the pressure builds up inside and when you peel off the wrapper, the white cream explodes in your face.

no word of a lie. it just happened to me.

Comments

[fresita]

maybe it wanted to surprise you with a little vday bukkake?

[anonymous]

Feels like a touch of touch when I read your rare but awesome LJ entries. Whoever the last poster is... the wrongness of that comment is just excellent!

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