Wanted

[punching_devils]

A boxing partner.

Not a sparring partner. People kicking or using swords or shit like that. I'm looking for someone to box with me. Best way of fighting there is.

C'mon, I can't be the only boxer in this damn place. Do I have to call up the freaking devil again?

Comments

[silk_for_calde]

...You would invite a devil to box with you?

[punching_devils]

Sure, I punch devils all the time. A devil would be great.

I meant the devil, though. I'm that desperate.

[silk_for_calde]

...is it an effective mode of exorcism?

[punching_devils]

Hasn't failed yet. You sometimes need... special prep.

But few things like being punched really hard. In the face.

With my fists.

[not_an_amateur]

I am fully trained in unarmed combat.

[punching_devils]

There's a difference between... whatever you just said and boxing. Do you box?

[not_an_amateur]

I have boxed before.

[punching_devils]

Any good?

[theredreaper]

I'm the wrong person for that, sorry.

[punching_devils]

It's okay, not everyone's up to the task of the sport.

[theredreaper]

I don't care about the sport. As long as it keeps me alive, it's good in my book.

[venomouselle]

Boxing? Now I've heard everything.

[punching_devils]

...The fuck you talking about? Boxing's a proud and popular sport.

[swallowmyseed]

With gloves?

[punching_devils]

...If you want? I mean, I moisturize, so I don't have to worry about chafing. But, you know, whatever works for you.

[swallowmyseed]

Well...I just don't wanna kill you.

[punching_devils]

Dude, not happening. Unless you're stronger than Satan or a Dark Outer God.