First Day

[punching_devils]

Okay, so I get a new training book and what happens? Bam, I'm in a library in the middle of another world place dimension time thing

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[uselesstwisting]

Mr. Tails?

[punching_devils]

Mr. Tails. He's the most adorable robot monkey in the world. Except when his demonic programming kicks in and he tries to kill anything that moves.

[uselesstwisting]

...

Is that so?

[punching_devils]

Yes. Right now he's attacking my hair.

[daddys_working]

Somehow this is your fault.

[punching_devils]

I'm calling yetis. Right now.

[daddys_working]

What are you going to call them?

[punching_devils]

...Stupid.

Like you!

[channelthesky]

You could go outside the library.

[punching_devils]

...There's an outside?

[channelthesky]

Yes. You use the door to the library and go outside. But there is not much.

[punching_devils]

Hey, neat!

It's better than the bookstravaganza. I can't shout, I can't run, I can't hit things.

[s1tarded]

Who's Tycho?

Also, I've been to a place with a Lord of the Underworld. It's kinda overrated - he was kinda like a used car salesman with fire hair.

[punching_devils]

Blond hair, vest, tie, shotgun, always reading a book? Uses big fucking words?

Really? Huh. I fought the devil once, he didn't look at all like that.

[s1tarded]

Uhh...don't think I've met him. Sounds kinda like a guy I know, though. Or a combination of them.

Hunh. I guess it must've been a different world's devil.

[punching_devils]

There's more than one devil?