Comments | punchlikeagirl: 59th Crash to Earth

punchlikeagirl

59th Crash to Earth

Jul 27, 2009 23:55

So, everyone's survived the freaky plant attacks, right? There was a dandelion growing the the crack of the sidewalk just in front of my apartment door and it had a seriously foul mouth. I accidentally poofed it though and it gave out this orgasmic sigh. Which, I guess makes weird sense since it just spread it's seed around. And gives a whole ( Read more... )

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batsfrightenme July 28 2009, 20:09:03 UTC

I don't think Batman would be that hard to work with.

punchlikeagirl July 28 2009, 20:17:00 UTC

Really? Picture the most anal retentive, OCD, perfectionist you know. Then multiply that by 100. Then square it.

That's what it's like working with Batman. Not saying it's not necessary, but it's not a picnic to Themyscira.

knockoff_hero July 28 2009, 21:16:34 UTC

Weirdest résumé ever. Though I guess I would have one hell of a college application if I could actually be honest on it.

And yes, I survived the plants.

punchlikeagirl July 29 2009, 01:14:52 UTC

Ugh, college? No thanks.

Well that's good.

knockoff_hero July 30 2009, 00:12:50 UTC

I want to go. Though, I also don't really have a choice. There is no way ever that my mom would let me get away with not going.

punchlikeagirl July 30 2009, 06:51:28 UTC

I spent a week in high school and had a bucket of crap dumped on me. No thanks to anymore Earth school.

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