29th Crash to Earth

[punchlikeagirl]

I have fallen madly in love and it is my pleasure to announce that after month's of courtship I have accepted my own hand in marriage. I haven't set a date just yet but I'm very excited.

And it should go without saying...

Truth or dare.

Comments

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

...You actually had me going, there, for a second.

[punchlikeagirl]

Exactly when did I cease to have you going, mister? You'd better think real hard about your answer, too.

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

Until I read the other comments, of course.

[punchlikeagirl]

So you thought I was mentally capable of wanting to marry myself?

[tinybitmad]

I'm sure once you get over hating each other you'll be very happy.

Dare, darling.

[punchlikeagirl]

I can totally be a bitch and hard to get along with sometimes, so it's definitely a real stretch to make it work at times.

Psh, you told me you'd run me through with your sword and you can't even do that, so what's the point? I guess I could dare you to keep your word.

[tinybitmad]

I never gave my word.

Even if I did, it's not like I care.

[punchlikeagirl]

Fine, fine.

Your day is to be completely and selflessly kind to someone else.

[vampish_aleera]

How delicious...!

[punchlikeagirl]

Isn't it just fabulous?

[vampish_aleera]

You should hold a banquet.

[punchlikeagirl]

Someone needs to throw me a wedding shower.