40th Crash to Earth

[punchlikeagirl]

Alright, City. Heads up, I'm looking for a florist. I know there are several of you out there, but I'm looking for a really good florist. The best florist in town

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[malleableworld]

The entire building?

[punchlikeagirl]

Yup, the whole thing! I did it once back home.

[malleableworld]

You take strong to a whole new level.

[punchlikeagirl]

Yeah, I'm pretty strong. I can do lots of crazy stuff, actually.

[bass_on_fire]

... I just got a mental image of a building being hauled through the air, and I started laughing.

You can seriously do that?

[punchlikeagirl]

It's pretty weird to see.

Yup, it's how I broke up with my last boyfriend.

[Private/Unhackable]

Hey, you interested in a paying gig for a Valentines Party?

[bass_on_fire]

... Story time. Like, now.

[Private/Unhackable]

Always. Whatcha have in mind?

[punchlikeagirl]

So, I met this totally cute, sweet guy named Power Boy. Loved cats, super powered, and really interested in me. So we started dating. Then he totally like... he was a stalker. He saw me once while on Apokalips (which is the most hellish planet ever) and escaped there because he knew he wanted to be with me. Which... is kinda sweet. But he was a total stalker. Took pictures of me from far away and everything. When I went to see a friend in the hospital he just lost it. Said he loved me and then beat me uncoscious and took me back to the creepiest love nest ever. Complete with a wall full of pictures of me. And... I was pissed. He said he loved me and he HIT me. So I threw the building on me. Bastard teleported into space afterwards, so I flew from Earth to where he was in space and kneed him in the junk.

[Private/Unhackable]

I work for a party planning company. My boss wants to have the Valentines Party. And I just happen to know the best bass/viola player in the City.