08 - [action] shameless references to a cartoon

[punchteamrocket]

[After a valiant effort to keep demon chickens away from him and his dorm room (read: swatting at them with a broom), as of Tuesday night Red has succumbed to the horrors of the doom chicken. After that you can find him in his room, totally stoned.

... Not that kind of stoned.

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Does this mean Red team tears? - WEDNESDAY MORNING

[punchvolcanoes]

[Sasha was glad to be home. Like, really glad. She burst into Red's down and...

Oh no. Oh no.

Red was a statue oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man...]

yes, all of them.

[punchteamrocket]

[Oh. Hello.

How... Are you?

... ...Please help.]

Fine since you asked

[punchtheflowers]

[Suddenly, Vinnie burst through the door, sweating and panting and smelling really nice. Why yes, he'd been stranded in Kanto this entire time. Yes, he just ran here from the train station without stopping.]

RED?! Red...!

[Teach him to ever take a trip home right before the city gets quarantined for chickens.]

FUCK--!

Red team: crying over things since 2001

[punchvolcanoes]

Vinnie! You're back!

[Sasha is still near Red]

I-i think the giant mutant chicken got him!

[She didn't see the others so she doesn't know about the tiny ones.]

herp not here

[punchtheflowers]

[N-NOOOO

MY TEARS WILL HEAL YOU FROM AFAR, RED]

[punchteamrocket]

[THEY WON'T DO ANY GOOD FROM THAT FAR AWAY]

[punchtheflowers]

[OKAY I'LL COME TO YOU

JUST WAIT THERE]

[punchteamrocket]

[EASY PEASY

LEMON SQUEEZY.]

[getthisguyoffme]

*Cue panicked flailing from seeing his roommate being a statue.

OH GOD! OH GOD! WHAT IS HE SUPPOSE TO DO!?*

[punchteamrocket]

[DON'T WORRY, BRO

HE'S JUST... UH... Taking a nap.]

[getthisguyoffme]

What do I do!?

*He hesitantly pats the statue's head* I wonder if I can keep you in the bunker until somebody finds a cure.

*He tries to push Red out the door but he's too heavy for Slippy. Instead, he pushes Red against a corner of the room for the time being*