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[punchykendra]

I suggest again that I get a tape recorder and just have it constantly on so that I can catch all the amusing shit and punny fun that gets said in our house, especially Marcus to me. "I could make a book from all the material. I have no idea what I could title it."
Marcus responds without pause "Shit My Dick Says"

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[punchykendra]

This weekend's gem was "I reached around to tickle Jim."
There was a fantastic one later that night, I thought Ashley & Marcus were going to die laughing, but I can't remember that one.

[punchykendra]

While playing cards against humanity "I can't believe your erection beat my mouth herpes."