*turns on water in sink*

*reaches inside his cloak and pulls out a bloody mass of sheep innards*

*puts them in the sink and washes them*

*washes sheep blood off his hands*

*realizes it is spattered quite heavily on his shirt*

Merde.

*hastily takes off shirt and--

Phangirls: ZOMGWTFBOTSWANA *die on the spot*--throws it into the roaring ( Read more... )

*plotplot*

*schemescheme*

I do not trust M. Riddle at all-- but he seems to want to be my friend.

He has been nothing less than courteous to Christine and me. And it's not as if killing Hamlet is something I would not have done... and I, too, have tortured many ( Read more... )

Comment here with your name [obviously if you're logged in, your username will show up and be just fine] and I'll tell you something I adore (or at least mildly like) about you. Afterwards, copy and paste this into your own journal.My typist just put that there. She says I must be kind to everyone now ( Read more... )

"But why here, Christine? I am afraid of your catching cold ( Read more... )

"Why, what's that?" said the monster. "Did you hear, Christine ( Read more... )

I've just been married. To Christine. By a fish. In a gazebo. At night.

o.O

Then we traveled to Oz in a pair of red ballet slippers, for our honeymoon...

...

...And now I should rather like to spend some quality time with my wife.

*grins*

...

Now everybody stop reading this and go away!

*teh nerves!*

*teh happy!*

*...teh nervesI do not know what to do in a wedding! There hasn't been any sort of "rehearsal"... oh my. What if something goes terribly wrong? What if the minister does not show up? What if Christine does not show up because she has changed her mind? What if I do something horrid by accident? Worse, what if I do ( Read more... )

We're getting married tomorrow.

Christine and I! We are!

And it's totally consensual this time!How have things changed so much in such a short time? It seems just yesterday that Christine arrived at this strange community, engaged to the Vicomte and quite afraid of me ( Read more... )

This is only a little bit strange.

This one even more so!:

Christine is not a... a "wench!"

Who are these people, making up memes about me?!

*lies down on the floor of wherever he is and stares at the ceiling dreamily*

I could have stayed there forever with her... but I had to go; I might have... I might have... done anything... I... I cannot remember ever feeling so...

...un...unmasked...

For the sake of Christine I had to end it... I... I was a little frightened of myself...

... ( Read more... )