stories!
Story 1:
This morning, in French class, we spilt into partners. I moved from the front row to the second row, for partner work. My professor is discussing regular -re verbs, and this HUMUNGUOS wad of snot starts coming out of his nose. He doesn’t even notice at first, it’s just there. I forgot to mention that he is standing DIRECTLY OVER MY STUFF, the stuff I left at my empty desk. I nearly died. I had to put my head down to combat my gag reflex. While my head is down, I heard this loud ‘sniff’ that sounded like a vacuum seal. EW ew ew.
Story 2:
The location: Introduction to Child Psychology lecture hall.
The scene: Midterm 1
Tests are handed out, students begin working.
Me: taking test
Person to the left of me (PLM): taking test
Me: taking test
PLM: sniff, taking test, sniff
Me: taking test
PLM: Sniff, sniff, taking test, Sniff
Me: taking test
PLM: Sniff, sniff, SNIFF, taking test, SNIFF
Me: eye twitch
PLM: SNIFF, SNIFF, SNIFF
Me: refrain from strangling PLM with left hand, taking test
PLM: taking test, sniff, sniff, SSSSSNNNNNNNIIIIFFF
Me: refrain from screaming ‘GOOD. GOD. Get a tissue!’
PLM: Sniff, taking test, sniff
Me: finish test, bolt out of there like a cat out of water
Other things:
1. I really wish people would stop blowing smoke in my airspace, or the space I will occupy in a micro-nanosecond, or IN MY FACE, cause really, I don’t like it. It makes me smell all smoky, and the smoky smell makes me feel all nauseated. Then I feel like crap, and take out on people who don’t deserve it, because you blew your nasty-ass carcinogens all over my person. Please stop, kthanx.
2. My highlighters suffered a mass extinction this morning. I went to the bookstore and bought one package of regular, tried and true highlighters, and one package of super-cool, retractable, ‘Now with PURPLE!!’ highlighters. It was exciting, and yes, I need to get out more.
3. I’m in the process of moving to wonderchild12, all that I have up now is my user info, my icons, and the fugly default journal design. I'm looking for a cool layout to put up, so most likely I won’t be moving for a little while. I will make a more formal announcement at that time.
If anyone knows where I can find Adam Pascal, RENT, Ewan McGregor, or House M.D layouts, and tell me how to put them up, let me know.
Quotes du Jour: [in lesson, doing scales] Conor: ‘Y’know what you could do for fun?’
Me: * a look *
Conor: (with faux-excitement) ‘As if this wasn’t enough fun already!’
[points to book] Conor: ‘What’re we doing in here?’
Me: ‘A song’
Conor: * a look *
Me: ‘That was real descriptive.’