what's this crap? yea, i dunno either

[punkbeats]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Philip!

1. If you break philip, you will get seven years of bad luck.
2. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of philip!
3. Only one person in two billion will live to be philip.
4. Philip is the world's tallest woman.
5. You can tell if philip has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.

Comments

[luinnelle]

LOL!!!

#4 on yours is so funny.

And all the ones about penises are really funny too. >.< #6 is my fav. for that one...especially since you made me cry about our talk of three second memory spans just like, an hour ago.

Oh, phil, you're a funny guy.