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Any teenager can write a survey about their favorite class or their secret crush or how nice their car is that their parents paid for. This is the survey for the older crowd.
1. Do you have a college degree?
nah, two and a half years away.
2. What was the amount of your last electric bill?
i think i was supposed to pay something like 10 bucks, i'm probably wrong though.
3. Do you have term life insurance?
nah
4. How many hours per week do you have to work?
my stubs say 25, i'm there a whole lot more than that though
5. Have you ever attended a Toastmasters event?
no
6. Favorite place to attend Happy Hour?
st marks hotel is a good place to get blasted in the afternoon, the problem is that their happy hour is only beer and their selection is pretty lame.
7. How many miles is your commute to work each day (one way)?
i think its about 1
8. What time do you get up every morning?
some time around noon or 12:30
9. What is your definition of sleeping in late?
i slept till 1:30 today, that was late
10. Have you found any gray hairs?
nah
11. Do you check your cholesterol on a yearly basis?
no
12. How large was your first cellular phone?
it wasn't that big, but it was heavy as fuck.
13. Does your employer provide good health insurance?
i don't think my employer provides health insurance
14. Did you use the internet to write a research paper back in high school or did you do it the old fashion way, with the little index cards that showed you how to find books on your topic, along with the encyclopedia, in the school library?
both.
15. Have you ever heard of the internet sensation DrivinBrad or visited Drivinbrad.com?
no
16. Have you attended a high school reunion?
no
17. How many jobs have you held in your professional career?
three places, seven jobs
18. Have you ever been fired or laid off from a job?
no
19. What is your favorite well drink?
i don't drink well drinks, but if i had to pick a cheap liquor i'd say crow or georgi gin
20. What is the most expensive bottle of wine that you have in your residence?
i don't think we have any wine now. the most expensive container of wine i've bought has been a $10 jug of carlo rossi
21. Have you been divorced?
i haven't even been married
22. How old were you when you stopped getting ID'ed for alcohol/tobacco etc...?
it depends, i don't get carded that much. i didn't get carded at this one liquor store a few times. i never get carded for tobacco unless its one of those places that makes the person type your age into a computer.
23. Favorite casino?
never been
24. Are you happier now than you were in high school?
so much happier
25. Did you ever have Hypercolor shirts?
i don't know what this is
26. Do you remember when Michael Jackson was black and attracted to older people?
no
27. What music was in your cd / casette player when you were 16?
probably some anti-flag cd
28. Favorite fancy / upscale restaurant?
lidias
29. How long has it been since you attended a kegger?
i work at a bar, every night is a kegger.
30. How many major wars have you lived through?
i was born during the reagan era, there's like 4 right there, the first gulf war, the numerous countries clinton bombed, and the perpetual war on terror. not to mention the drug war
31. Where were you when you found out about 9-11?
in school. they let us all go about 2 hours after it all happened. cause vincentian was target number 4.
32. When's the last time you were at a 7-11?
last friday for slurpees on the wall