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[punkdhiver]

Height Advantage
I know, I know. I'll probably be smacked upside the face with a sock full of coal this season, or batteries if I'm in prison by then, what with the gross neglect of the eljay. I won't bore you with my excuses for not having written lately. I will, however, bore you with the stories that accompany them

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[zinear]

Haven't you listened to your spam?

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Many humans in adulthood lose the enyzmes that can digest lactose properly. But if you have Western European/Scandinavian heritage, you're likely to be lactose-tolerant and drink all you want without much consequence.

And learn from Napoleon and avoid the Russian winter. Best of luck conquering the world the invisible you-are-not-tall-enough-for-this-job barriers!

[punkdhiver]

Yes, but my email also suggests that I would enjoy watching 'Jessica' and her equine friend frolic in a way that Black Beauty was never, ever meant to frolic.

I can drink milk, yes, but I'm not a very tolerant person. Does that mean I'm doomed?

[rbas97]

See...mothers (and grandmothers a like) never get the gay guy image. When I come home my mother and grandmother always try to feed me more and more food, and imply that I'm too skinny.

They just don't get it.

[animator]

I thought it was to get you fat so no guy would pay attention to you.

:P

[punkdhiver]

I don't have to be fat to have no-one pay attention to me.

[punkdhiver]

Yeah, and you are on the same workout regime as me!

I literally can't gain more than five pounds in a year. Eating two extra plates of food won't make me bigger, it'll just ensure that the bathroom will require a Glade plug-in or two in the next few hours.

it's a lie

[falsemirror]

milk never made me any taller. i've had one glass or more just about every day for almost as long as i can remember, and it's only provided me with one thing: extra teeth.

seriously. when i went to get my wisdom teeth removed, they found three supernumerators behind my upper left wisdom tooth.

so i'm stuck at 5'6" with nothing to show for it but a couple of extra quarters.

Re: it's a lie

[punkdhiver]

This in itself would have made a beautiful journal entry.

You actually had extra teeth? Once I heard about a person growing a third set of teeth - like, after their baby pair fell out and their adult pair grew in, the adult pair grew out and like, another adult pair grew in.

Painful, probably, and annoying, but I guess that second mortgage on the house wasn't necessary for them, after all.

[falsemirror]

here's the proof.

[the_dar_side]

Well, how tall are you and Mike exactly? And how tall is the mom? If shes about your height, then maybe she shouldnt be talking. My mom is shorter than me, and maybe that has something to do with the fact that she NEVER complains about my height. My weight is a different matter. I always need to "Eat more." But that has more truth to it, since I dont really eat so often nor so much.

Why put food in your mouth when recycled saliva tastes soooooo good?

And did you even escape long enough to get to South Coast Plaza?

[princemike]

We're tall enough. Both of us are taller than my mother but asian moms being the moms that they are have to find something to nag about.

[punkdhiver]

I guess I'd rather it be our height than our obvious lack of girlfriends.

The black shirt in your back seat and your embarrassing tales of "Jessica," my girlfriend from last year, aren't convincing anyone.

[punkdhiver]

We did get to South Coast, but believe it or not I spent nothing there!

Well, I did on lunch, but not on any products. Not even overpriced shampoo! That's good even for me.

[punkdhiver]

The only growing I am doing is older, not taller.

I don't know if Mike's family eats eel. Probably, but would it be in a form that was visibly recognizable, or congealed and sliced to look like pork loin?

Because all the meat I've ingested has looked like sliced pork loin, and apparently they have all come from many places other than the loin of a pig.