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[punkdhiver]

Shit-Talking
I feel it is my duty to mention another of my pet peeves which has become all too ubiquitous nowadays, in hopes that I might nip this behavior in the bud and prevent such an awkward fate from befalling others

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[harg]

hahaha... I think I wet myself with excessive geegle fits.... sorry :)

[punkdhiver]

Well, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

[versacedave]

worst.habit.ever.

[punkdhiver]

I have so many other issues with restrooms, though.

I mean, really, I understand that guys are sometimes in a hurry, but is anyone really so rushed as to not have the time to bolt the stall door when you must use the toilet? This isn’t something that just slips your mind, like flossing. It should be involuntary. They make those locks simple and easy to bolt so that you don’t have to spend time figuring them out: slide, lock. It’s not calculus.

Please, for my sake, close the door people. It’s embarrassing for me if I open it, and some guy is in there, but more embarrassing for him if it looks and smells like he's giving birth to Rosemary’s baby.

Using the restroom is a sort of private matter.

[doppelgang18]

Who the hell talks on a cell phone in a public restroom? It would have been even funnier if he was hitting on you, though... on your first date, you could have gone to, like, a Port-a-Potty together.

[asindreams]

That brings back so many memories...

[punkdhiver]

Your dates commonly end in a port-a-potty?

[punkdhiver]

At UCLA, it's happened.

That makes me think of a picture I saw once of a port-a-potty, but it was called something like "Honey Bucket of Love," or some horrible, ill-fitting name.

That's where I'd like to go on my first date.

[rbas97]

wow, that's really funny and embarrassing...I hope you escaped without him seeing you

[punkdhiver]

I did, thank the heavens. You know that bathroom, though, and how it echoes... I bet anyone within twenty feet heard the whole thing.

I was branded with the Scarlet P.

[le_danseur_sale]

least you haven't had the experience of going about your business while someone in one of the stalls is screaming bloody murder. constipation's a killer. D:

[punkdhiver]

Oh, but certainly I've been in the bathroom where it sounds like someone in the stall next to me is wrestling a bear.

I'm like, hey, maybe too much fiber in your diet? Try fewer bananas?