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[punkdhiver]

Need for Speed
Anyone who spies me on campus likely doesn’t keep me in their view for very long, because I am a notorious “fast-walker

Comments

[patrixareforki]

It's worse when everyone is on bikes. I got stuck behind a girl the other day on the bike path who was not only riding her bike and talking on her phone, but was carrying crutches. Sometimes I feel knocking these people over would be doing a public service.

[punkdhiver]

Why would a girl need crutches if she can ride a bike?

I smell scam artist!

[aidensocal]

"For a fast-walker, that pace can be unbearably slow -- and at UCLA, where more than likely it’s some airhead on a cell phone causing the people pile-up, our natural instinct is to hurry on ahead."

my natural instinct in these situations usually involves some type of carnage... but i hold back in the name of civility

um i think this entry seals it! you are a dork! but you are in good company i suppose

[punkdhiver]

A dork in good company is still a dork.

Not like I mind.

[aidensocal]

indeed but i still luv ya! so how goes the job hunting?

[beachbum6]

oh i have felt the wrath of the chris-fast-walk many a time, where i try to tame the wild beast to walk at a normal, non breath-heaving pace.

[punkdhiver]

Actually Zack, you are just really slow trying to get up my hill. It's not THAT hard!

[nx01deevolution]

i always thought you were kind of slow.

with those tiny legs...

[punkdhiver]

Tiny calves.

[supererock]

Haha, I'm always that guy who pushes to the front of the crowd at a light and boosts way ahead of everyone else too.

I can't help it if I have long legs and an impatient disposition.

[punkdhiver]

I love that for a comment on speed-walking you chose to use an icon of Cactrot.

I love that menacing little cactus!