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[punkdhiver]

No Rest For the Wicked

I knew something would go wrong when I saw my seat assignment - row thirteen, middle seat - for my four-hour flight to Indiana. No, maybe not Final Destination wrong. I was fairly confident that the plane wouldn’t drop out of the sky and land in a pit of spikes… fairly confident. But, whether my complimentary drink would end

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[emerald_eye]

i'd say this is probably the most interesting post you have ever done.

i miss you!

[tres_faux]

Strike the last sentence.

This is one of your best.

andrew

[the_dar_side]

Oh Jesus...

And here I thought you just lost control of your bladder and wet yourself? But...youre just amazing to be able to get off on THAT or maybe its just that my nerve-endings are all dead. Yeah, its probably the latter.

[aaronminute]

Absolutely hilarious.

[aidensocal]

i have always thought of you as rather asexual hahaha, but this amused me, as it undoubtedly amused you! what did you go to indiana for? i am the next state over! you should have told me before your trip! its boring here.