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[punkdhiver]

Gramma’s Busy
It’s hard to resist feeling lonely here in Bakersfieldtownsburgvillestonshire. I don’t have any friends here, since I am clearly too fit and have too many of my original teeth for this to be my hometown, and I haven’t made new ones that haven’t recently left for school. With nowhere to meet people but the gym and the grocery store, I’m

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[ruhroh22]

I know people in Bakersfield and I don't even live there! You should let me cyber-introduce you.. best I can do *shrug*

[punkdhiver]

Aw, I'm the sad opposite. I live here and I don't even know people!

[sarahislame]

I was just thinking the other day that I missed your posts.

My grandmother is busier than I am, too. I try not to think about that.. thanks a lot!

I kid.

[punkdhiver]

I confess that occasionally, I check your myspace profile for new photos with your clever MSPaint additions to them.

These are at least minor sustenance in this wasteland of Bakersford-upon-Avon.

[sarahislame]

I did this one a week ago, but there is no more room in my picture place:

[petulant]

I saw my grandma, within the last months of her life, flirt. No, seriously. You may want to just keep it strictly a phone relationship now that she's found out there are others who can out-do her medically or you may have to witness that firsthand. And let me tell you, it's terrifying.

[punkdhiver]

OMG me too, it's a coming entry. The grandma situation has achieved peak points of hilarity.

[murrayn]

The gym! Perfect place to meet people when they're at their best. They smell like monkies!

[punkdhiver]

And here, they look like them, too.

[raisedascain]

How about this: MY 81 year old grandmother (widowed nearly a decade ago) has a BOYFRIEND, and I'm all by my lonesome. She's got a fake hip and she's gettin' more action than I am!

[punkdhiver]

I hope the action isn't too raucous, I hear you're not supposed to have any wild movements with those replacement hips.