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[punkdhiver]

No Me Molestas
I needed to purchase a new television. I had one, yes, but it had a thirteen-inch screen and was totally unsuitable for watching anything from more than a few feet away, and who wants to sit that close to the screen unless you’re a little girl being contacted by the dead through the cable fuzz because your house was built over an

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[phantom_layette]

...lordy

[punkdhiver]

Lordy hates me apparently.

[aaronminute]

This is why I never miss an opportunity to travel down Bruin Walk--I feel comfort in being told that, after death, there is a spot waiting for me next to a large, hot fire. I'll bring the tea if you bring the television.

[punkdhiver]

I figure it'll be like a Club Med thing, and really I don't mind the occasional pitchfork in my side.

Do you have... Tummymint?

[aaronminute]

My only concern is membership--not just any sinner would be allowed in, would they? I'm thinking of some sort of invitation-only program, such as Stratus Rewards. Only beautiful people, too.

I have Gevalia Ancient Cherry and Cinnamon Orange in my dorm room. Will that do?

[punkdhiver]

I'm on my way over for that Cherry.

[sarahislame]

I'm... speechless!
Basically, I have to make it to California once in my life to hang out with you. Since exciting things seem to follow you.

[punkdhiver]

Maybe I just need to come to Georgia. I bet I could have plenty of adventures on your home turf.

[sarahislame]

Yeah, that would work too!
In fact, that sounds better.

[dreamsbedreams]

I was just thinking about how I missed your posts yesterday and now here you are. Maybe I willed that crazy woman to yell at you so that you would post.

[punkdhiver]

I know, I really haven't posted anything but that's mostly because nothing has happened in my life whatsoever that would translate well into writing.

"Um, I broke in my purple clogs...?"

[mimmers]

stop fucking her daughter you sicko. :) hahaha.