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so... this weekend was off the fuckin hook... like... here's the hook... it was off it... off the hook. yea, the weekend was off the hook.
k srry. gotta love "The Chad" k srry. tom green is too funny.
so this weekend was the All Guys Trip to Mo-Jay-Vee for those who don't know how we say it. left friday, came back well uhh... today at like 1.
so friday me and chase woke up at 7:30 to load the truck with all our shit. lemme tell you, the truck was packed with two bikes and all our shit, then we put the trailer on and loaded the kawisaki for chase to ride. went to Sean T's house to pick up him and 2 more bikes and even more shit. so lets tally it up... 2 bikes in the bed of the truck, 3 in the trailer, a shitload of firewood, 5 gear bags, 4 gascans, 3 sleeping bags, 2 fucked up tents, and a bong for the stoners of the week. (sry... its like that christmas song... and hey, christmas is coming up.)
so after like the longest ride it seemed like to get out there... we unload all our shit and head out for the first ride of the day. it was soo much fun. we rode till like well till you couldn't see where you were going any more. set up the tent in the dark. that was annoying the fuck out of me. then we played this stupid little fuckin washer game thats annoying as fuck. we were up till like 2 am or somethin. well everyone else was for sure. i have no clue what time i clocked out. and fuckin Brandon drank and smoked too much he like passed out in his truck at 9 or 10 or somethin.
then imagine 4 drunk guys rockin the truck yellin... "Brandon! you fuckin in there?" omg it was some funny shit.
woke up on saturday at like 7:30... geared up, and went for a ride at 8 in the mornin.
took chase on a ride, it lasted about an hour. we found a lil oval track with a double and a step down. that was fun, for a while. till i wanted a trail ride. so we took off, found a trail, rode it for a bit... ended up on some old ladie's property and she started to yell from inside the house... i don't think chase saw/heard her, so we turned around. and of course... stupid me never wants to take the same trail back, so we went off on another one. and it ended up going thru a wash with some pretty soft sand. it was tough. and then i stopped to see how chase was doing. then i guess when we started off again, i started going and so did he... but he stallled and i didn't know. so i kept going cuz in that shit you can't look back otherwise your stickin the front wheel into the ground. so i stop at a trail that leads out of the wash. wait... and wait... and wait.. .still no chase for like 10 minutes. so i take this trail up a mountain... then down the mountain.. .then up another one then the trail was like 4 feet wide then there was like 100 foot straight drop on each side.
yea... i almost ate shit, ended up hittin my foot off a rock and just fucked up my knee. and then i found a way off the mountain only to lead into more soft soft sand. almost ate shit, put my left foot down, but o wait... foot planted into the fuckin sand and twisted the shit out of my knee. so yea, i can't really walk, its more like hobbling around.
yea i ate shit a couple more times b4 that one. but thats the biggie. another time i flew over the bars and like landed on my head and fuckin bashed my shoulder like up into me. now its barely moving. fuckin a. i think i jammed my wrist or somethin on that one cuz my right hand is all swollen and shit.
so all in all i had a fuckin blast... but i'm payin for it now... and probably for like the next month. fuck.
o yea! MY BIRTHDAY NEXT MOOOOONDAY! lol. Nov. 15. hmm... happy earlier b-day for me! now wheres my earlier birthday cake....
k srry. gotta love "The Chad" k srry. tom green is too funny.
so this weekend was the All Guys Trip to Mo-Jay-Vee for those who don't know how we say it. left friday, came back well uhh... today at like 1.
so friday me and chase woke up at 7:30 to load the truck with all our shit. lemme tell you, the truck was packed with two bikes and all our shit, then we put the trailer on and loaded the kawisaki for chase to ride. went to Sean T's house to pick up him and 2 more bikes and even more shit. so lets tally it up... 2 bikes in the bed of the truck, 3 in the trailer, a shitload of firewood, 5 gear bags, 4 gascans, 3 sleeping bags, 2 fucked up tents, and a bong for the stoners of the week. (sry... its like that christmas song... and hey, christmas is coming up.)
so after like the longest ride it seemed like to get out there... we unload all our shit and head out for the first ride of the day. it was soo much fun. we rode till like well till you couldn't see where you were going any more. set up the tent in the dark. that was annoying the fuck out of me. then we played this stupid little fuckin washer game thats annoying as fuck. we were up till like 2 am or somethin. well everyone else was for sure. i have no clue what time i clocked out. and fuckin Brandon drank and smoked too much he like passed out in his truck at 9 or 10 or somethin.
then imagine 4 drunk guys rockin the truck yellin... "Brandon! you fuckin in there?" omg it was some funny shit.
woke up on saturday at like 7:30... geared up, and went for a ride at 8 in the mornin.
took chase on a ride, it lasted about an hour. we found a lil oval track with a double and a step down. that was fun, for a while. till i wanted a trail ride. so we took off, found a trail, rode it for a bit... ended up on some old ladie's property and she started to yell from inside the house... i don't think chase saw/heard her, so we turned around. and of course... stupid me never wants to take the same trail back, so we went off on another one. and it ended up going thru a wash with some pretty soft sand. it was tough. and then i stopped to see how chase was doing. then i guess when we started off again, i started going and so did he... but he stallled and i didn't know. so i kept going cuz in that shit you can't look back otherwise your stickin the front wheel into the ground. so i stop at a trail that leads out of the wash. wait... and wait... and wait.. .still no chase for like 10 minutes. so i take this trail up a mountain... then down the mountain.. .then up another one then the trail was like 4 feet wide then there was like 100 foot straight drop on each side.
yea... i almost ate shit, ended up hittin my foot off a rock and just fucked up my knee. and then i found a way off the mountain only to lead into more soft soft sand. almost ate shit, put my left foot down, but o wait... foot planted into the fuckin sand and twisted the shit out of my knee. so yea, i can't really walk, its more like hobbling around.
yea i ate shit a couple more times b4 that one. but thats the biggie. another time i flew over the bars and like landed on my head and fuckin bashed my shoulder like up into me. now its barely moving. fuckin a. i think i jammed my wrist or somethin on that one cuz my right hand is all swollen and shit.
so all in all i had a fuckin blast... but i'm payin for it now... and probably for like the next month. fuck.
o yea! MY BIRTHDAY NEXT MOOOOONDAY! lol. Nov. 15. hmm... happy earlier b-day for me! now wheres my earlier birthday cake....