You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

[punkfuchicken]

Hey, I have a few free minutes and decided I would write an ell jizzle to update you on my life

Comments

[s4sami]

nice to hear you're alive. maybe we'll meet again someday.

[hexsmith]

Such a dramatic change from Old Kevin to New Kevin in such little time. I'm surprised you haven't giggled on and on about referring to yourself as a seaman.

*snicker*

you+my mom=?

[moosche622]

after my mom dropped out of college she became the deckhand on a ship. her captain was very old fashioned and decided that there should be exactly one female on every ship in order to keep the men in line. she spent years sailing through the panama canal and such, and almost died a few times.
thats my story
the end

Re: you+my mom=?

[punkfuchicken]

what a slut