conseann3ry: you gotta get rid of your v-card buddy ( Read more... )

So I've been thinking...maybe I should grow a beard and take a break from girls. Not turn gay, but just take a break from all these freakin' hormones, man.

( cut because it's a lame generic survey )

Father: You're going to be exposed to a lot of weird stuff in college ( Read more... )

Pat Morita has passed away at the age of 73. Best known for his work as the
beloved sensei in "The Karate Kid" movies, Morita reportedly died of natural
causes (but I suspect ninjas). Morita used to say that while he enjoyed
the wax on, he spent much of his retirement perfecting the wax off. That
and masturbating.

Here's an actually update on my life. Haven't been sleeping much lately, procrastinating a lot of homework, bought another car (from natalie) for 100 bucks (92 honda civic...dx i think) needs a little work but it will be fun to fix up. Ummm, met a girl, might be into her...we'll see how that plays out nothing too serious but I think it could be ( Read more... )

So I went snowboarding at timberline on friday, it was fucking sick, snowing all day and there were probably like a good 6-8 inches of new powder. I went with my little brother (Gnarles Barkley) too and we shredded some gnar for sure, bro. Sheeeyaattt, you know how I do.

I drink too much sometimes. I must seek buddah.

PS. 3 weeks in the galley has taught me how to cook.

sup sluttys, I thought I'd post again. I realize that my last entry made me sound more mature and serious than I am, but don't worry, I haven't matured a single bit, if anything I've gotten weirder at sea. The end of the season is nearing we only have another week long charter then some day sails and we'll start de-rigging her after that. It ( Read more... )

Hey, I have a few free minutes and decided I would write an ell jizzle to update you on my life ( Read more... )