Comments | punkgirlcandace: .: if I had a million dollars I would buy you a monkey :.

punkgirlcandace

.: if I had a million dollars I would buy you a monkey :.

Mar 11, 2004 16:20

Reading the news and watching Jessica Simpson on T.V. make me feel like a fucking genius.

As I was reading the news this morning on www.cnn.com ...

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ATLANTA (AP) -- Alice Pike of Atlanta tried to use a fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at Wal-Mart said it was all just a misunderstanding -- she thought the ( Read more... )

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This is brilliant! sheribomb March 11 2004, 15:14:04 UTC

The best part of this story is not that this lady tried to pass off a gag-store bill as a real bill, but that she tried to do it at WAL*MART. I mean, if you are going to pretend that you have a million dollars to spend, act like a millionaire and try to buy some Manolo Blahniks or a Gucci bag.

At least I can go home feeling intelligent.

Re: This is brilliant! punkgirlcandace March 12 2004, 06:35:12 UTC

Exactly, when I decide to use MY million dollar bill that I have hiding in a shoebox under my bed, I'm going straight for the designer shit.

I'm glad the point was made, to make everyone feel like a little smarter on their Thursday.

meggy_poo March 11 2004, 15:21:44 UTC

all i can say is.. wow... im speechless

actvsdei March 11 2004, 17:25:13 UTC

"Wheres my change dammit!"

110cesar March 12 2004, 00:07:16 UTC

hell yah!! wal mart security biatches!!!