So, I keep not updating my journal because I'm incredibly lazy. But, I felt I should update it today because it is a most excellent and joyous day, indeed ( Read more... )

"Try Napster for Free!" says the little advertising thingy on the top of the AIM window.

I did you bastards! It was called June 1999 to July 2001! THEN YOU TOOK IT AWAY ( Read more... )

So, I'm on my way to work this morning... Oh man, who am I kidding, I just woke up and I probably won't even make it in today! I just thought I'd try to start this story off with something that sounded productive. Anyways, I'm on my way to the refrigerator this morning to get some OJ - fight the hangover, you know? - when I notice a rustling wind ( Read more... )

"I'm going to kill you now, Harry Potter!"
-Me, impersonating Lord Voldemort, who is doing an impression of Doctor Evil


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So, let me tell you about my weekend, dear readers of the journal which is live. It was good times ( Read more... )

Good news, everyone ( Read more... )

1. Only a 3-day Work Week.
2. Snowboarding this Weekend!
3. Thanksgiving is Thursday.
4. Snowboarding this Weekend!
5. I saw Jon Budd vomit. A lot.
6. Snowboarding this Weekend!!!

Oh heavens, I need new pants.

Pardon me.

This is stolen from some kinda internet message board somewhere. Truly AWESOME.

29 Little-known Facts About Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried ( Read more... )

So, it's Monday morning. And in the grand tradition of Monday morning, it sucks. Big time. In fact, there's about a gazillion things wrong with this particular Monday morning. In even MORE fact, it's such a horrible morning that I didn't post this until Tuesday morning. But I'm going to take a step back from those and talk about all the cool ( Read more... )

It's the friggin weekend, baby! And I got PAID today!

This is gonna be a good one. Stay tuned to hear about The Weekend Adventures of Zorro!


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