hey everyone help me! i can't think of anything i can be for halloween!! if you have any ideas then lemme know!! and don't be too mean about it either or i'll have to beat you like a wet noddle!

oh my god! a couple of days ago i was driving my 65' mustang, and as i turned into a parking spot my horn started honking for no apparent reason, but soon after i got it to stop. few! but then today i was driving and it would honk every time i made a turn and would just randomly honk every time i touched the stearing wheel!! ah! on my way home from ( Read more... )

hey all you scad mexicans need to go check your mail, because i finally sent out the reunion invite!! go look. yeah super fun fun awaits in you mail box, now go quick swift like the wind!!

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the other nite i was with my friends tiffany and others, when tiffany presented me with a sugar cube of fun, (if you don't know what i'm talking about then ask me later. after delivering china food for 5 hours i met them at the beach and i ate my cube of fun. for about 2 hours we talked and laughed on the dark beach. soon then after i started ( Read more... )

i gots muh tong peeced this pass sundaay and now i soun like ah wee tad! that's how i sound when i talk, mer, my tounge is swollen and hurts and i am limited to what i can eat. when ever i'm hungry i just wanna take everything yummy and put it in a blender. o well that's all the news for today ( Read more... )

i gots muh tong peeced this pass sundaay and now i soun like ah wee tad! that's how i sound when i talk, mer, my tounge is swollen and hurts and i am limited to what i can eat. when ever i'm hungry i just wanna take everything yummy and put it in a blender. o well that's all the news for today ( Read more... )

today is the blessed day that i get to drive 3 frucking hours away to go see my dear sweet mexicans in tampa at jordan's casa, yeah!! o don't worry i'm not complaining, i'm very happy, but i am frustrated because my mum insisted on geting my car's muffler fixed this morning. and i was supposed to leave at 8:30, but it's now 10:00 and i'm supposed ( Read more... )

yesterday i dyed my hair yellow w/orange tips, and now it hurts to look at it! it's so bright that i think i'm gonna put the sun out of business! but it's pritty, i'll post pictures of it soon!

i hate people! espesically people that don't know how to tip. for example yesterday it was raining and some reason fat america is just to lazy to turn away from jerry springer to go pick up their own china food and want me to deliver it. here how my first delivery of the day went ( Read more... )