Happy Meme Fun Time
Stolen from alivemagdolene and queer_theory
Da Rulez
Strike through everything you've done.
Graduated High School.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes. Only once, when my brother's friends wrecked on a 4-wheeler and had to be taken to the emergency room.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert. Do local bands with tiny followings count?
Helped someone.
Gone fishing. A couple of times. The most memorable was when my step brother pulled his pole back to cast and the hook got caught in his dad's lip. But a lot of people have that story. The guy who married my cousin and her fiancee told the story about when he took us fishing when we were little; the only part that I remember of that day was how many times he had to slice the fishes' heads off to retrieve the hooks.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed. At my friend's post-Vegas-wedding-shower. And one joint shared between me, her daughter, her son, his fiancee, and a friend. My hands smelled bad afterwards, and that's about it.
Dealt drugs.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (e.g. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself. It's turning into a culinary tradition.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself. Only accidentally.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Had detention. For refusing to stop walking while the Pledge of Allegiance was being recited, two weeks after the World Trade Center was hit. My timing is impeccable.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library. No, but I've borrowed them for an excessively long time.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale. Never made any money, though.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play. Mostly as a stagehand.
Been fired from a job. Just!
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to Sea World.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry. I guess you could call it that.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have. To me, that's the most attractive feature a person can have. Not that I see it as a challenge or anything. If there's no chance of them liking me, then nothing has to change. And it's safer.
Wondered about your sexuality. I've obsessed about it since I was in high school. It's only recently that I've accepted I might be bisexual that I've been able to calm down a little about it.
Used a coloring book over age 12. The most I've used coloring books have actually been at work. Well, one was at a daycare center and the other at a call center where you will do anything you can possibly think of to get some levity.
Had surgery. I had all of my second molars removed? And now I understand "The Great Gig in the Sky"?
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi. Once when my family and I went to New York City for a couple of days and once when my brother had a soccer game.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Overdosed.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster. Hah! Yeah, I had two 'male' hamsters. And then there were eight.
Petted a wild animal. More than that--I rescued one! *preens*
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Did “spirit day” at school. I did 'Silly Hat Day' and 'Funky Sock Day' and whatever the hell we did. I always begged my mom to pick me up before pep rallies, though.
Dyed your hair. I used to dye it auburn, and once got blonde highlights after my mom's friend said I should get it cut really short. And then it was green. Lovely.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced. I had my ears pierced when I was twelve, but took them out one night after six months and they grew shut overnight. My cousin says I have fast-growing scar tissue. Yay?
Got straight A’s. The last time it happened was tenth grade.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS. My uncle was afraid he might be a carrier after all of the guys he'd slept with died from AIDS, but though he had tremendous guilt of course, he was never sure.
Taken pictures with a webcam. I needed a digital camera for my photography class, and so was directed to a 10 dollar deal that had a built-in webcam. I never used that part, and had watched the news too many times to let my mom get one for my siblings.
Started a fire.
Gotten caught having a party while parents were gone away.