It's official: I'm quickly corrupting my brother. Go me!

He SQUEED when he saw John Hodgman in "Baby Mama." Oh, if i weren't about to break my neck from sudden droppage i'd shower whoever thought to put that man on film with Smarties ( Read more... )

It's so refreshing when a politician admits he is, in fact, a flawed human being when addressing something OTHER than infidelity. I think what Obama said last week about his grandmother should have resonated differently with most people. It is common for a person to avoid another if he possesses a different race/religion/appearance/class/lifestyle/ ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, they lived in New York with Paul . . .



The imagination soars.

If spending the last seven months in the bacteria-clogged pore of the universe has taught me anything, it's the importance of the in-joke. Come to such a cheerless place as this from the relative paradise that has now filled your mind with gumdrop-colored false memories, and it becomes imperative that you're well-armed as many obscure refrences as ( Read more... )

Because all good things begin with a drunken rant, a smuggled tape, and Jon giggles . . .



Why do they always kill his hair twice with that gel cement? Let it be FREE!!!