-rips my broken fingers off-
there. problem solved.

well, my hand has been in throbbing pain all morning and theres not enough pain medication in the world to make it stop <^> damn you shopping cart. i told ashley about it and she called me a retard and said i could have been killed. ehh, probably not.. but yeah, it blows to try and take a shower with this crap.. have to have my hand all in a ( Read more... )

so me and people were driving around at around 7pm and wasting time before we stopped to pick up some liqour.. and we pulled over in this parking lot. there was a shopping cart sitting in the middle of the lot and it was kinda broken up. the front part where you put the food was kinda completely bent down and like sitting on the bottom rail.. and ( Read more... )

she definitely had that GI Joe kung-fu grip :O

I should officially just give up. I am a terrible fiance and father. Last night I did some shit with some people that I definitely should not have. Man, why am I such an asshole? I always do this...

It smells like rancid ass in my room.
I think there are things rotting in hidden places from my last party here..
.....4 months ago.
Gross.

I was bored and watched The Ring again...creepy movie. I'm here in Jersey, just hangin around and chillin. I'm actually having a good time here.. got to spend some time with my mom and sisters. My baby sister Mackenzie turned 1 last week on March 8th.. she's a trip. I like spending time with her though, it's the longest I've been around her pretty ( Read more... )

I'm sexy, I know it. I gotta big booty & I'll show it. Kthnx, Bye<3

One fine day, almost 4 years ago Rick met this girl named Samantha. She was the greatest thing he's ever talked to, well anyways. He fell in love with her, and she, infact, fell in love with him also. Unfortunally, he had a girlfriend.. But, being the great person that she is, didn't mind. Well, years.. months.. hours past and Sam turned into a ( Read more... )

killer pussy.

it's all good.